Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Austrian Stable Tired of Being Horse's Ass


Chicks and horse

Have you ever seen the Lipizzaner stallions? They're the majestic white steeds that are trained to practically dance. No, you will not see them on Dancing With the Stars.

Well, after 436 years the Spanish Riding School (which is not in Spain, but Austria) is accepting women as students to become trainers.

Now lest you be thinking it's easy to be accepted as a student, you should know it's been five years since there was a new trainer-student at the school.

And also reported by the AP:

Change usually raises new issues. In this case — perhaps not surprisingly — the school is now debating what the women will wear once they're experienced enough to perform alongside their male colleagues.

"There are a couple of questions about that, but we have a a few years to think about it," Guertler said.


Yeah, let's give it another four or five hundred years before we tackle this big issue. How about we just slap them into chastity belts?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You see chicks have an unfair advantage. When they're riding and hit a bump it doesn't hurt like it hurts guys. Ouch. So that's why guys are better at training cause they know how to avoid the bumps. Out of necessity.