Oh Lord. Dancing with the Stars' seventh season starts Monday night. No doubt you will want to clear your calendar to watch.
This season's 'celebrity' contestants are:
1) Kim Kardashian - I guess she will be the resident slut thus continuing the role she plays on her reality show that features the rest of her family.
2) Brooke Burke? I have no idea who she is.
3) Misty May-Treanor - that's her pictured above. She's the beach volleyball player who wanted George W. to slap her ass in Beijing.
4) Warren Sapp - I think he played football.
5) Jeffrey Ross - Comedian?
6) Ted McGinley - Actor? Anyone know what he's appeared in? 'cause I sure don't.
7) Susan Lucci - I KNOW HER! She's been Erica Kane on All My Children for the last 250 years.
8) Cody Linley. This is a guy. I think. Maybe those under 12 know.
9) Cloris Leachman - She's 82 years old, bless her heart.
10) Maurice Greene - Anyone remember him from the Sydney Olympics? Anyone?
11) Rocco DiSpirito - Chef. Okay.
12) Toni Braxton - Some might call her a singer.
13) Lance Bass - Openly gay former Boy Band singer.
No prosthetic wearing or deaf contestants this season. Should be fun!
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3 comments:
Brooke Burke was on Baywatch.
Ted McGinley is one of thos 80s sitcome guest starts...the Love Boat. He may have had his own series. I think he might be gay as well.
What really gets about dancing with the stars is someone came up with the idea however many years ago and somehow he or she wasn't laughed out of the room. That's a minor miracle in and of itself, but then it survived all the steps an idea has to go through to make it all the way to TV. And after that it continued on the air. There were no mass protests for it's complete lack of substance.
This is why I hate myself. Because I live in a stupid world.
This is the problem I have with the concept. There are truly excellent dancers who are being ignored. Instead, we get "stars" leeching their mediocrity into the arts.
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