Um...is there a delivery surcharge?

Would you really buy lingerie from this place?

My son and I frequently drive past Couples Fantasy Boutique on Route 9 in Howell, New Jersey and we got to talking about why there is a taxi yellow van parked outside with the announcement "We Deliver."

Do couples, in the middle of some fantasy or other, call up and order a toy, DVD or some lingerie?

What could be so pressing that you couldn't stop what you were doing, get dressed and drive to the boutique yourself? Wouldn't it have been smarter to stop on your way home from work? Or after your nails were done next door?

Even if you were handcuffed to the headboard couldn't your partner run down to pick up whatever it is you need and don't have?

And before you say it's too embarrassing to be seen walking into this store, how much more embarrassing is it to have this YELLOW van pull up in front of your home?

Isn't this boutique just begging to be pranked? Rather than have 10 pizzas delivered to your neighbor's, why not have 10 dildos sent instead?

So many questions ... so few answers ...

...and you do the rest.