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David "I can't keep my pants on" Duchovny

David Duchovny has entered rehab to treat his "sex addiction."

Once you stop laughing, and pick yourself up off the floor, I'll continue.

"I'm sorry I've been banging everything that's not nailed down, Tea. I'll go into rehab and save our marriage!"

What do they do in rehab I wonder? Give you an electric jolt any time you think about sex? Castrate you? Nail your cajones to a park bench?

Maybe Michael Douglas can give David tips on how to avoid random fornication.

Oh wait, isn't that the name of DD's show: Californication? And isn't he actually living the life of the role he plays!

Wow! Life imitating art? Or vice versa?