Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Sermon on the Mount

The mountain formerly known as K2


Oh, feeble humans, listen and listen well.

I am a mountain second only to Mount Everest. I am majestic, snow covered and many of your kind want to climb me.

Find something better to call me than "K2." We're not playing Binko here. I want a name suitable for my extraordinary size and majesty.

If you do not do as I ask, I will continue to cover your sorry-ass climbers with tons of snow, ice and rocks.

I'm not kidding. Don't tempt me. You've been warned.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Thanks Moons. I've always wondered about that myself.