Thursday, July 03, 2008

Christie! You're the Best! Love, Christie


Me!

Dear Christie,

As someone who knows you better than anyone, please be sure that I am holding your hand during this dreadful, heart wrenching divorce trial.

Who knew Peter was such a scum bag? Isn't it only fair that Jack and Sailor know what a womanizer he really is? Even though they're only children. Well, Jack isn't really his anyway, so did it matter he found Peter's filthy porn on the family computer?

Well, I can toss him out just as carelessly as I can throw a cardigan around my quivering shoulders. Who needs the bastard any way?

After all, no one can love me as much as I do and that's a fact. Ask Jean-Francoise, Billy, and Richard.

Love always,
Christie

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Actually did you know it wasn't Billy Joel at all who wrote Uptown Girl.

She wrote it herself.

For herself.

No lie.