"Say 'hello' to my little friend!"Tonight on American Idol, teenager David Archuleta (the little guy) will face off against David Cook (the bigger guy).
You may recall this observer's blog about David Cook, the man, the spit curl, the soul patch, the vanity from March 27th. Since that time, Cook got a new 'do,' grew additional facial hair thus minimizing the soul patch, and got some humility. He also had a trip to the hospital because he suffers with high blood pressure. And his brother who has cancer was specially flown in to the competition one night.
Archie's father has been banned from behind the scenes because he made his son alter some lyrics and 'American Idol' had to pay beaucoup bucks in royalty. Word is that Jeff is a meddlesome dude.
I got my crystal ball out of storage and predict that tomorrow night David Cook will be named 'American Idol.'
Cook is the more versatile performer. Possibly he has sold his soul to the devil.
The devil would not be interested in Archie because he has no soul. Little David has a nice voice, but he is strictly a balladeer. The most enthusiastic adjective I can use to describe him is 'nice.'
There's nothing wrong with nice, but you can't dance to it.
1 comment:
Great Kids in the Hall reference! Nicely done, Moons. Archie scares the hell out of me. He doesn't move his arms when he walks.
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