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Nuns getting ready to terrorize

Wondering why so many kids are diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder these days?

I'll tell you why.

Because there aren't enough nuns teaching the little darlings.

Nothing like a textbook off the temple to knock some sense into little Johnny.

Sister Mary Mac playing on line bingo

When I was a kid not only did we have the imminent nuclear holocaust to worry about, but we had Sister Mary Judo to fear.

What do kids today have to worry about?

They might not get a trophy for showing up at soccer? Someone might take their computer away?

We should be worried that religious vocations are down because without terrifying nuns in real habits we are in danger of losing an entire generation to pharmaceuticals because they can't keep their little asses in a chair for more than thirty-eight seconds.

And I don't mean nuns in 'business suits.' Who came up with that horrible idea? I mean the whole nine yards -- wimples covering most of their heads included.

There's nothing like the fear that you might get a piece of chalk drilled through your skull by a southpaw nun to get you to pay attention. Maybe you won't really understand what's going on, but who cares as long as you're quiet and do as you're told?