A man who was training for a triathalon was eaten by a shark off the waters of San Diego yesterday. All right, maybe he wasn't totally eaten like Robert Shaw in "Jaws," but does it really matter?
We must repeat for those of you who are slow learners, there are things in the ocean that want to eat you.
No shit, Sherlock
It was a Great White Shark that killed the guy, just like in "Jaws." And people thought it was just a fictional film? Ha! I say.

A fireman? Maybe the guy could have been saved by a lifeguard.
I'm no nature expert, but I think if some guy is chewed up like chum in the ocean, you don't call the fire department. He's gonna rescue the guy dressed like that? With the helmet and everything?
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