Monday, April 07, 2008

Show Me the Way to Go Home

"Hey! Don't make me spill my Courvoisier!"

Apparently thinking that the right verdict could bring Princess Diana back from the grave, a coroner's jury in Great Britain determined that Princess Diana's driver was the number one cause for the crash that killed the princess and her boyfriend, Dodi Fayed.

Also contributing to the head on collision were the papparazzi who were chasing the limo.

Mohamed Al Fayed, Dodi's daddy, still thinks that Prince Philip and British secret agents were responsible for the death of the couple.

However, as one can see in the photo, the limo driver, Henri "Courvoisier" Paul had his eyes taped open with Scotch tape, as he was "blind drunk." It is not true that he was wearing glasses that had eyeballs painted on the lenses.

Although her halo is not visible, it is possible to see Princess Diana's blonde head in the back seat. Al Fayed believes that the bodyguard in the front seat passenger side had his hand raised to fend off the bullets Prince Philip was firing at the vehicle.


1 comment:

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