I never thought of myself as an inventor, but I am really pleased that I have come up with a new product that I would like to patent and produce.
I call it the Shitt Mitt.
Think of Mickey Mouse's glove. Now think of it as a mitten.
Picture it being made of a flushable grade of toilet paper.
Slip it on your hand before going to the restroom.
No paper in the stall? No problem! You've got your handy Shitt Mitt. Just use it, use the handy tear off strip to remove the used portion, and flush!
I feel like Thomas Edison.
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Although I do indeed think the shitt mitt is a great idea I must say I'm inclined to seek a different device to deal with the problem. It's called a gun.
Rover, lie down and play dead. Bam.
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