Friday, January 25, 2008

9-1-Olsen

In a most bizarre turn of events, it appears that when the masseuse found Heath Ledger's lifeless body she called Mary Kate Olsen before calling the police.

In case you have been stuck on Brokeback Mountain this week and not heard the news, Heath Ledger was found dead in his Manhattan apartment. Autopsy results were inconclusive.

Back to the discovery of Mr. Ledger's body ... one has to question why anyone would call Mary Kate Olsen for anything let alone assistance for someone in cardiac arrest. And it's not as if she was around the corner at Starbuck's. She was 3,000 miles away in California. CPR via cell phone?

Obviously this masseuse gets an "F" for "thinks clearly during an emergency."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yea, that was dumb. But I must admit if I had breathed what might have been my last breath and MaryKate was around I'd want her to give me CPR.

Really.

I know, it's kind of pathetic to admit.

That's all I got.