Pee(r) Pressure

The latest pharmaceutical commercial extravaganza to piss me off (pun intended) is for Detrol LA.

If you're not aware, this drug will help you hold your water for extended periods of time.

According to the sales pitch, having to get up and go to the bathroom every few minutes is not enough of a drag. What people are really worried about is that others will notice that they're going to pee every few minutes.

Now I don't know about you, but I really don't care if people think I pee a lot. And I do. I'm sure others think a lot worse about me than that I frequent the bathroom.

Although I have to admit I was at a party a few years ago and someone actually commented on the fact that I had just been to the bathroom and why was I going again?

Not thinking fast enough, I didn't say that I had an expanding prostate problem.

Instead I just peed on his leg.