Thursday, October 18, 2007

Lo Fat Whore

I keep seeing these television advertisements for "pure weight loss." I have no idea what the "program" consists of.

All I can tell you is the shills for this diet are all screechy-voiced girls who seem to have lost weight solely so they can wear skanky crack whore clothes.

There is no indication how they lost the weight, only that they lost a tremendous amount of it. Oh, ladies, a loss of 47 lbs. does not equate to 9 dress sizes unless you want to look as if you're wearing your little sister's size 6x dress.

No annoying meetings!

No pre-packaged foods!

Is this amazing weight loss accomplished through taking drugs? They don't say.

There is a phone number you can call (the girls even point to it!) to get more information, but I just can't get myself to call it.

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