Bindi!

You don't have to agree with me, but I find Bindi Irwin disturbing. Sure she's just an eight year old girl, but she looks just like her late father.

Now I actually like bright kids, but she frightens me. No, not because she likes the Wiggles, has at least one television show, and is following in the footsteps of the Crocodile Hunter. I can't really put my finger on it.

Actually, I can. Her countenance reminds me of a clown. A clown in a Twilight Zone episode. Something horrible that hides in your closet when you're asleep and throws your shoes around. A clown that corners you at the amusement park, separating you from your family, smiling at you menacingly.

AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!