Poultry Parts as Lips

I just found out that Lisa Rinna's lips were not horribly mangled in a lip smacking accident, but were probably the result of collagen injections gone amuck.

It seems as if a lot of women are opting to have collagen injections in their lips. For some reason which I don't pretend to understand, they think this enhances their appearance. Let's be serious! Their mouths look as if they have chicken livers hanging from them, or, as in Ms. Rinna's case, appear to have had their lips go through windshields.

You can see the pictures for your bad self at awfulplasticsurgery.com. Meg Ryan, Elizabeth Hurley, Vivica Fox, and the aforementioned Lisa Rinna are all guilty as charged.