I have been out of sorts the last few days which raises the question: What is sorts and why am I out of it? Why am I usually in sorts?
Have you ever been out of sorts? How did you know? Did your eyes feel as if they had glue poured into them? Was your head filled with brain cobwebs?
I want to get back into sorts, but I'm not sure how to do that. Could I get there on the web?
Or is sorts plural? If it's singular, shouldn't it just be that I'm out of sort?
The more I look at it, the stranger the word seems. Sort. Sort. sort.
If you happen to be in sorts, keep an eye out for me, because I should be getting back there pretty soon. I hope so anyway.
2 comments:
Well, the weather doesn't help, for one thing. Certainly it'd be better trying on some Bermuda Sorts right now. If you catch my drift.
Drift?
I agree. Well... sort of.
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