Dateline

Every time I turn on NBC's Dateline they are capturing sexual predators who are after teenagers.

These guys need to get out of the chat rooms and watch more television. Haven't they figured it out yet? That sweet young thang who jest made ja a pitcher of sweet tea is a front for the Dateline dude.

Most of them claim to be just looking for a friend. An underage friend for whom they've scored booze and grass.

I especially like the part where the sheriff's department jumps the perp as he leaves the house and wrassle him to the ground. This, even though clearly the guy can't go anywhere.