I am really excited about all this news concerning searching riders on the rails.
Is there anything that can be done to encourage the police (in particular the good looking ones) to search one's person?
Would it help if I went into the subway and shouted, "Please search me! I'm a lonely woman!"?
Should I try to disguise myself as a terrorist or would I risk imminent death for a cheap feel?
It's so hard to know what to do. There was a time when a girl could drop her vibrating cell phone in her pants and ask people to call her. Repeatedly.
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Ma'am could you step aside. Hands against the wall please, ma'am.
Ma'am, please, behave. Ma'am, could you please keep your hands to yourself. Please ma'am, I'M the one who suppose to be doing the frisking.
What's that vibrating?
Dear Moons in Leo....you're not taking this end of the world stuff nearly as seriously as those of us on the paranoid crank right do...I wish you all the best in your pursuit of meaningful relationships with your local law enforcement professional! LAF
got one word for you: handcuffs.
LAF is a great name. Question: Is it really possible for someone on the paranoid crank right to have such self-awareness?
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