Friday, May 27, 2005

DON'T DO THAT! OR YOU'LL GO ...

BLIND!!!

Apparently some men have gone blind from taking Viagra.

Hah! A likely story.

More likely they went blind from doing the horizontal mambo.

Or...

Are there any men who take Viagra just to be able to masturbate? Huh? Wouldn't that be the true explanation of why they went blind? Everyone knows that if you do THAT you'll go blind. Weren't you listening to your gym teachers?

On the bright side of the dark side, Ray Charles was blind and he had quite a few lovers. So you don't have to be sighted to have sex. And it especially helps it the object of your affection is visually offensive.

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