You're Not Listening!

Okay, I'll accept responsibility for not touching more bases in my SNAP post.

If you guys are going to go on murdering rampages, though, you're really going to have to heed my words.

First of all, if you have to kill someone, don't do it in Florida or Texas. If you get caught and convicted, they'll have you strapped into whatever mechanism of capital punishment they're using at the moment faster than you can say, "NASCAR Racing."

This latest pervert in Florida who murdered the nine year old girl will be on Death Row in a heartbeat. Or better yet, the prison population will get hold of him and he'll wish he was strapped to a gurney.

Or are they still using the electric chair in Florida?

I have to admit I haven't kept up since the guy in Florida had his head burst into flames while they were electrocuting him.

Now I know it's not politically correct to laugh till you cry over that, but come on, it was funny. And I dare say in the state of Florida they don't much care if your head bursts into flames while they're zapping you full of electricity anyway. Accidents will happen. It goes with the territory.

To recap: don't murder anyone in Florida and Texas. Got that?