E-mails

I get e-mails on various subjects that I'm supposed to get really worked up about and react the way the perpetrator of the e-mail would like. I'm supposed to sign a petition, join a parade, vote, not vote, buy, not buy. Then I'm supposed to pass the e-mail along.

I don't do that. There were times when I did and invariably I'd be sorry about it.

And please don't send me any thinly veiled threats.

Send this to seven other people within the next seven minutes or else.

I won't do it.

If you're threatening me with bad luck, forget it. I've got plenty of bad luck and it's not 'cause I didn't send people stupid e-mails.

That's not to say I haven't gotten some really funny stuff. For instance:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pinky.html.

I've gotten things that are so funny they've made me laugh until I cry. But you can bet they didn't end...if you don't send this in five minutes to five people you will have five years of horror.