How Soon We Forget

It seems like only yesterday that the nation was all atwitter with talk of Philip Markoff. He was the alleged "Craigslist Killer," remember?

He was also a 22-year-old med student, engaged to be married, with a gambling addiction

Well, believe it or not he was never tried for the murder of Julissa Brisman, but he was in jail. He had finally been arrested last spring.

Phil was found yesterday morning dead in his cell. He put a bag over his head and stabbed himself with a pen.

Evidently all that medical training paid off as Markoff found nice juicy arteries to stick in his neck and legs. There was a hell of a lot of blood all over his cell according to witnesses.

Craig Not Budging on His List

Craig Newmark, founder of Craigslist, is not DO YOU HEAR HIM? not going to discontinue the Erotic Section.

Next thing you know people will be saying it's his fault the Craigslist Killer murdered the unfortunate Julissa Brisman.

Note to potential killers: You shouldn't be texting people while you're about to rob, beat and murder an exotic masseuse like the asshole pictured above. It makes you too easy to catch. Remember: just cause you're in med school doesn't mean you have any common sense.