There's been another shooting in Arizona! Fortunately, it was not a lunatic trying to assassinate a congressperson.
No, it's actually amusing as far as self inflicted wounds go.
A man in Phoenix was tucking his girlfriend's pink pistol into the waistband of his pants (are you reading this Plaxico?) and accidentally shot his dick off.
Any dude who wants to tuck a pink pistol into his pants sort of deserves to blow his penis off. That's a given.
I'm on the next plane to Arizona to get myself a pink weapon. Yowza.
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