Church of the Perpetual Molester

At 87, Padre Jaime Duenas can still get it up. Unfortunately.

Oh, dear. Another priestly pedophile scandal. This time in the Bronx.

Father Jaime Duenas, who must eat Viagra laced Wheaties, sexually assaulted a sixteen-year-old girl who had recently started working at the rectory of the Church of Our Blessed Lady. Dude is 87 years old.

He was arraigned last night on charges of sexual abuse, endangering the welfare of a child and forcible touching.

By way of an explanation, he said the teenager wore short skirts and didn't object to the massage he gave her.

Yes, of course. It's always the victim's fault.

And let us add that for sure this is not the first time Padre Duenas has molested someone. He hasn't started touching chicks for the first time at his age.