Drive He Said

A couple of days ago a seven year old Michigan boy, still wearing his pajamas, got into his stepfather's Pontiac and took off. He was headed for his daddy's house.

The little dude is so short he couldn't see over the steering wheel, so basically he stood up while driving. Blue haired ladies, are you listening?

He managed to travel 20 miles before finally being pulled over by police. The Caseville police chief said he's 'assuming' the kid didn't follow traffic laws. Remember, sir, assuming makes an ass out of you and me.

So now they may throw the book at the kid but the most important question is, "What is going on at home with his mother and his stepfather that he would drive away in his pajamas to get to his father's?"

And good job, young man, for not killing anyone or even crashing into anything.