There's some crazy Armageddon type stuff going on in Arkansas and we don't mean lots of snow.
First there were the dead birds. Five thousand blackbirds fell from the sky dead as door nails on New Year's Eve. Now I have to ask: Did someone actually count all of the birds?
Not to be outdone by the winged corpses, 100,000 (again, did someone count?) dead fish have been found on the Arkansas River. It seems the deceased were exclusively drum fish. I don't know what the hell a drum fish is but if I were a drum fish I would be concerned at this juncture.
This could be the beginning of the end of the world or at least the end of Arkansas. What does Mike Huckabee have to say about all of this?
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