Hefty Hefty Hefty

You know what they say ... one man's trash is another man's treasure.

Vangelis Kapatos apparently decided to commit suicide yesterday by jumping out the window of his ninth floor New York apartment. He landed on a huge pile of garbage that hadn't been collected and survived.

Now Mr. Kapatos has some problems, not the least of which was his obviously premature release from psych treatment.

I hope we can find out if his whole life flashed before him on his way down or if he was happy or sad when he realized he was going to land on 100 bags of garbage.

Good luck in the future, man.