Charlie and the Cocaine Factory

You have to admit that when the world is going up in flames, Charlie Sheen is good for a laugh.

Apparently he hosted a cocaine fueled party at his Beverly Hills home with five 'ladies' and ended up in the hospital. At one point a suitcase full of bricks of coke was delivered to the estate.

Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, you're getting too old for this. If you end up in the hospital every time you go on a bender, it's not a good sign.

The bimbos partying with Charlie called a neighbor (one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills pictured above) instead of 911. Or maybe they called her because her husband's a doctor.

NTS: Prior to drinking and snorting for two days advise friends to call 911 instead of neighbors in case of emergency.