Saturday, November 06, 2010

PSA Guys! Read Up!

Listen, dudes, if you ever want to make your mother a grandmother, pay attention.

Holding your laptop on your lap whilst working will actually cook your balls.

Researchers hooked up thermometers to 29 dudes' testicles and discovered that the temperature is way too high for your poor little ball sacs after about ten minutes. Yup. It's unsafe.

You can even try to fool your testes by putting a pillow between them and the offending computer but that would be for naught. So put it on a table or something. Please.

Now I want to know more about those 29 dudes. Were there originally thirty? Did they get paid? Who attached the wires?

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