Saturday, November 06, 2010

Crowning Achievement





Yes, that's right. That's a ginormous statue of Jesus. You can tell by the gold crown. Let me tell you, crazy Polish people building this, if Jesus was in a grave he'd be spinning in it.


This Jesus is 167 feet tall whereas Jesus in Rio de Janeiro is a mere 125 feet tall. Puny Brazilian Jesus! Ptooie! We spit on your little Jesus.


This is happening in one of those Polish towns with a lot of consonants in it. The tourist industry is banking on a lot of pilgrims flocking to see Steroid Jesus.


We'll see.


Meanwhile,, hope that crown isn't really made out of metal cause it won't be pretty when Jesus gets zapped by his dad's lightning.

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