Loco About Loko

Seems like everyone has their panties in a twist over Four Loko, the crazy ass beverage, a can of which equals three cans of beer and three cups of coffee. Now New York has succeeded in cutting off the flow of the beverage into the state after November 19th.

The reason? Because assholes abuse the drink and apparently if you're underage your local bodega will be only too happy to sell it to you.

Here's some advice, people, and it's free.

You don't guzzle a can after you've taken a diet pill or two or three because your freaking heart will explode out of your chest.

And you don't force a gay man to drink ten cans so you can beat him senseless. Then again, you don't beat a gay man senseless whether or not he drank Four Loko.

The company that makes it was formed in 2005 with a loan to some Ohio State graduates. Why try to quash their entrepreneurial spirit?