Family Vacation

By now you've probably heard at least part of the saga of Charlie Sheen's stay at The Plaza Hotel and his subsequent trip to the hospital.

It's all terribly confusing for we non-celebrity types. This is normal behavior?

To recap: Charlie was in New York with his ex-wife, Denise Richards, and their two daughters staying in a room in the same hotel.

Another ex-wife, Blake Moeller, was presumably back in L.A. out of harm's way. Golly gee, Charlie had just five more days left of probation for threatening to kill Blake earlier this year.

Charlie ordered a porn star/hooker named Capri Anderson from room service who had approached the fam at a restaurant earlier in the evening. That cost $12,000 which Charlie never paid since he ended up at the hospital. Add to that the $7K he owes for trashing the hotel room.

Well, Capri accuses Charlie of trying to kill her (stop us if this is starting to sound familiar) and Charlie says it's all "overblown and overplayed." After all, he thought she had stolen his wallet!


In my world there are psychiatric institutions for people like Charlie and we don't call them 'rehab.' Also in my world, even a dysfunctional family's vacation doesn't include a lot of blow and blow jobs from porn stars.