Does Anyone Have a Bale of Hay?

This twit is 22-year-old Alexandra V. Tobias of Florida. As fate would have it, Alexandra had a baby whom she killed by shaking him to death back in January.

Well, Ms. Tobias has a perfectly plausible explanation for her actions. The kid's crying was distracting her from playing Farmville on Facebook.

Yes, of course, because Farmville is akin to Grand Theft Auto and really gets one's blood roiling.

She did take a cigarette break between shakings of the baby according to her own testimony.

Mother of the Year will be sentenced in December. Her crime should garner her somewhere between 25 to 50 years.

Note to Unsafe Sexers: Having babies will interrupt the time you spend playing video games and their cries may bother you from time to time.