A Bigamist is Not Italian Fog

There's a new show on The Learning Channel (TLC) and as you probably guessed, it's exploitative and contains absolutely nothing you should actually want to learn.

It's called Sister Wives and it's about a polygamist and his three wives. They're about to add another wife to their group! And, if the state of Utah steps in, they'll be going on trial!

Bigamy is a third degree felony in that great state. Now usually they wouldn't be prosecuted if they were just living together and shutting their mouths about it, but no, they have to go and have a television show and ruin it for all the other polygamists in the state.

And not for nothing, TLC, but the people on Big Love are good looking and not morbidly obese. If Utah is crawling with polygamists, as we suspect it is, couldn't you have found a group more camera friendly?