Listen up all you globetrotters.We're running out of former presidents to come and save your sorry asses. What the hell are you doing wandering so close to the borders of unfriendly nations anyway? Do you not understand that the lines on a map are not really painted on earth?
Jimmy Carter flew all the way to North Korea to try to convince Kim Jong-il to release Aijalon Mahli Gomes who had been sentenced to eight years of hard labor for illegally entering the country. This guy is an American? What the hell kind of a name is Aijalon Mahli Gomes?
I digress.
Mr. Carter was successful in securing this dude's release which is nice, I suppose, even though it took him away from building houses for real Americans.
Get with it, people!
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