Dead Wood

Woody Allen is complaining. What a surprise.


This time he moans that making movies in New York is too expensive so he has to shoot 'abroad.' A broad or abroad, Woodman?


The potential solutions are obvious.


1) Woody Allen should stop making movies. Period.

2) Woody Allen should move abroad permanently.

3) Both 1) and 2).

Woody Allen is a pretentious immature dolt whose usefulness to cinema is long since over.

I'll drive you to the airport, Woody.