This dude is Matthew Magnus. He lives in Florida, is 30 years old, and has an overinflated sense of self.
Last weekend he approached a group of children and said, "Have you ever seen the biggest penis in the world?"
Fair enough. Since they were kids though, it seems unlikely that they had.
He whipped his out to show them, and apparently some other folks, and then went home.
Sure enough the police came knocking on his door. No, not just to see if he'd been misrepresenting himself. Actually, they arrested him.
In addition to the man with the alleged biggest penis, they found dog shit, piss, cocaine and drug paraphernalia scattered about his apartment. I guess if you have the most ginormous member in creation it precludes doing housework or actually walking your dog.
He's being held on $26,000 bail.
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