Word is that dogs are able to sniff out prostate cancer. Belgian shepherds, most specifically because they're very intelligent.Yes, this seems like a wonderful idea. Have a big dog with amazingly sharp teeth sniffing around your crotch.
Now how does one discover that these animals have this ability? I'm thinking I really don't want to know, but my imagination is taking this and running wild with it.
So you and your Belgian shepherd are doing it doggy style and he turns around and says, "Hey, Bud, I think you might have prostate cancer. Better call your urologist."
Dr. Neil Baum, a urologist says, "They can find it right now in any stage and the dogs are so accurate, when given 66 samples of urine, by smelling the urine, they were able to correctly identify 63 men with prostate cancer."
Okay, so you and Fido are whizzing on a hydrant together and he turns around and says to you, "Bud, I smell cancer in your pee. Let me call the doctor for you."
I'm sorry, this is just the weirdest shit I've ever heard.
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