Going to the Maul for Our Vacation

In case you hadn't heard, a sow (that's a female bear to you city folk) and her three cubs have been captured in Yellowstone National Park after they killed some dude as he was sleeping in his tent.

Not nice, Mama Bear! This is what you want to teach your cubs? "Watch me while I rip this guy's head from his neck?"

There were two other unfortunates who were also attacked but not killed.

And let me iterate that these people didn't stumble into the bear family thus threatening or surprising them. They were sleeping in their goddamned tents when the grizzly bears went in and pulled them out. After they killed the dude from Michigan they started feasting on his corpse.

Evidently Mama Bear hadn't been watching CSI: Montana lately so she foolishly left a tooth behind. Now it's going through DNA testing just make sure she's the one with the big appetite.

Now yes, I have been camping, but it was at a beachfront campsite and I was drunk most of the time. I wouldn't be stupid enough to lie down in the middle of nowhere and wait for grizzly bears to come and rip me to pieces.

So yes, you folks enjoy nature and I hope that works out for you.