Does the Bus to Heaven Stop Here?

An unemployed woman in Colorado Springs, Colorado has spent $1,200 to get the word out that Christ (you may have heard of him) is due back on May 21, 2011. She's taken out ads on bus benches.

Marie Exley is 31 and obviously living a fantastic life. I wonder how many cats she has. Anyway, it's not about her, she'll have you know.

"There are things I felt I always wanted to do — get married, have a kid, travel more,” she said. “But it’s not about what I want out of life. It’s about what God wants.”

No, Marie, it seems you're the pawn of WeCanKnow.com, an organization in Ohio and more specifically one Harold Camping, host of Family Radio, heard around the country on your crystal sets.

Never mind that the Bible, what you people consider a textbook, specifically says you can never know the day or the hour of the world's end and this alleged Rapture you've gotten your panties in a twist over.