Friday, May 07, 2010

Dickless? Not!


And we think when full body scans are permitted at airports everything is going to turn out fine? Yeah, I think not.

At a training session using the new equipment at Miami International Airport, TSAs found great amusement in the size of fellow screener Rolando Negrin's penis. Apparently Rolando's member was the butt of many a joke and after a while ... well, he just couldn't take it any more.

He waited for one of the screeners in the parking lot and then beat the crap out of him with an expandable baton.
Good for you, Rolando! Way to save your dignity. Now if we could only figure out how to expand your penis. Keep checking your spam cache.

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