Lights Out

This is Alejandro Bulaevsky who was found dead by the NYPD yesterday.

Alejandro was described as a hard-partying lighting designer and was discovered in his luxury Manhattan apartment wearing a knee-length black latex suit and a gas mask and handcuffed from behind.

They also found $29,000 in his safe along with anabolic steroids and some sadomasochistic contraptions.

Police don't believe it was a homicide and think he was alone.

Okay, I'm no Nancy Drew, but how do you handcuff yourself from behind? Are those trick handcuffs?

Dear God, please don't ever let me be discovered dead in a black latex suit and gas mask. Please. With handcuffs. Thank you.