Tits are for Kids

Let's face facts, people. The only creatures who like the taste of breast milk are babies and that's only because they don't know any better. Once they get the taste of Kool-Aid in their little mouths, it's over for the boob juice.

A crazy woman named Lori Mason gave her husband her breast milk so that he could turn it into cheese. Oh, he's a chef so I guess that makes it all right.

Uh, no it doesn't. It's a disgusting idea.

To prove I'm right The New York Post actually had someone critique the cheese. Said Liz Thorpe, the reviewer, "It was slippery, slightly crunchy and tasted like pickles. I give it a thumbs down."

And this surprises anyone?