Pore Boy

From the You Think You've Got Problems Department:

Chinese toddler, Song Sheng, was born without pores. That's right, kids. Whimper all night about how you've got blackheads, but this kid won't even get to experience the joys of acne.

Instead, shortly after birth he began to develop scales, like your basic sea bass.

Apparently it's very painful and his family has to keep him in ice baths to control his body temperature.

The locals, ever sensitive to someone else's grief, have taken to calling him Fish Boy. Nice.