Fame Whores Part Two

The Idiot Family

Your stupid parents sign up for a 'reality' show on which the whole family appears. You claim the show's portrayal of you caused you to become suicidal and have panic attacks.

So what do you do?

You file a $100 million lawsuit against the show's network (ABC) and parent company (Disney).

Wrong. What you do is run away from home or shoot your parents as they lie sleeping in their bed of lies.

Alicia Guastaferro is now 18 and appeared on Wife Swap two years ago. She was shown to be a vain, disrespectful narcissist which, we are quite sure, is not much of an exaggeration.

Wife Swap was the show that also spawned those media whores who staged a phony run away balloon stunt for even more publicity, the Heenes.

Happily the show is no longer on the air. Oh, and Alicia, it was your mother who sold you down the river for $20K.