Scribbley Gonzalez

This is a 12-year-old girl and her mother. Looks like Alexa Gonzalez just got home from Glamour Shots where she went right after getting out of jail.

Note: I am sick and tired of these little criminals getting all gorgeous and then posing for these sad little photos with their moms. Boo hoo.

Alexa was arrested for doodling on her desk. She attends Junior High 190 in Forest Hills, Queens, New York which is apparently where she began her life of crime.

She was in Spanish class. Why is a girl whose last name is Gonzalez in Spanish class? I suspect she speaks Spanish just fine.

According to the NY Daily News: After Alexa scribbled her name, the date and a smiley face on her desk during a Spanish class on Monday, her teacher reported her to an assistant principal, who placed a call to cops, city officials said.

Why was she doodling on her desk? Don't they give the kids paper? No wonder she was doodling ~ she was in Spanish class, you morons. She was probably bored out of her mind.

She was taken out of the school in metal handcuffs which is apparently a huge deal since it was mentioned several times. Alexa's lucky she wasn't shackled, hands and feet.

The principal lifted her suspension after all the fuss and even the City's Department of Education said it was a mistake. A mistake! Now all the kids'll be doodling on their desks. Oh wait, they already do.

The New York Police Department is expected to start using Velcro handcuffs to subdue unruly kids following a pilot program in 22 schools in northern Queens.

Well, thank God for that. Phew, I'm so relieved. And please give them their chance at a jury trial before you sever their little doodling hands.