Time to Euthanize 89-Year-Old Pageant

I think I've said this before. It's time to put the Miss America contest out of its misery.

Last night the pageant was broadcast on TLC (The Looney Channel) and the judges selected an African-American woman from Virginia who, although she personally believes in 'opposite' marriage, doesn't think gays should be prevented from marrying. Well, that almost keeps everyone happy.

Fascist Faux News person Gretchen Carlson (who was also Miss America 1989) introduced the judges, among them brown shirt Rush Limbaugh who received significant boos from the audience.

Then there was reportedly some embarrassing dancing by the judges, including the aforementioned Rush, to a Lady Gaga song.

Yes, time to put the old girl out of her misery, because you know how it is when an 89-year-old starts slipping into dementia. Not pretty. And you never know what they'll say in public.