Thursday, January 28, 2010

Dude With Lustrous Locks Sleeping in the Barn



You will be happy to know that John and Elizabeth Edwards are 'legally' separated. God forbid they do anything illegal. No, they'll just stick with the loony and unethical.

Andrew Young, former Edwards aide, has written a book called "The Politician" about guess who. Young was the dude who claimed to be Frances Quinn Hunter's daddy when in actuality it was Edwards.

In an interview with ABC News, Young touched upon these talking points:

Within 12 hours of Elizabeth being diagnosed with incurable cancer in 2007, the couple was "openly talking about how her cancer prognosis was going to help them in the polls." Elizabeth yesterday called that claim "unconscionable, hurtful, and patently false."

I admit I fell for it.

Edwards had a "fixation" with his "naturally thick and lustrous" hair, on which he lavished $400 cuts and HairTec Thick & Strong Shampoo, which he bought by the case.

And one of my favorites:

Young said he had seen a videotape showing Edwards having sex with Hunter while she was pregnant with their baby girl, Frances Quinn. Hunter believed the baby was "some kind of golden child, the reincarnated spirit of a Buddhist monk who was going to help save the world."

Or maybe the Second Coming? I know there's a joke there, but I'm not gonna touch it.

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