So there you are, hanging out at home with the fam in Stuart, Florida when you hear a crash in your backyard. You check it out and it's this dude! He's naked and (get this) he's covered with shit! And he's jumped into your nice swimming pool!
Robert S. Higgins (pictured above less the shit), 21 years old, was charged with burglary to an occupied dwelling, disorderly conduct and misdemeanor theft.
Oh, and he was drunk.
He was chased by a K-9 unit (must have been easy due to the aroma) and apparently was arrested for theft because he took a towel.
Sounds to me like the poor guy was just trying to, you know, get cleaned up.
I'm waiting to hear how he had his fecal accident.
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